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 Subject :My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 20-03-2010 12:55:07 
Zit

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Hey dudes, I was hoping that headline would get some interest. It is, of course a pile of horsecrap but I really did question 100 individuals across a wide cross section of my community.

I asked 40 guys who were attending a celebration drink in my local bar and they all said yeah, they like to gamble online, well, some of them were about to pass out but they could still nod their heads...

Then I asked 40 women I was stalking, erm, I mean surveying in my local mall and 30 of them said hell, yeah to gambling online. The 10 who said no were also threatening to call the cops if I didn't get outta their faces and stop following them around trying to get their phone numbers...

The other 20 were made up of my folks, some neighbors, the Friday night poker guys and my two dogs. All said they love to gamble online.

So there you have it, folks! I real live, totally honest and professionally conducted poll of Americans who truly love to gamble online.

What d'ya mean dogs can't vote? I held up one hand with NO written on it and the other hand with YEs that was also holding a burger. Guess dogs ain't so stupid...

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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 23-03-2010 12:33:04 
Butthead

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Whoa man, you sure you ain't sniffin' something LOL?

Loved the dogs angle but personally, I think you should seriously consider therapy for the need to do your stalking in the local mall. Man there are better ways and places to meet women!

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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 24-03-2010 13:44:06 
Zit

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LOL sometimes I think my dogs are more intelligent than me. Hell, they don't have to work for a living, so they're not so dumb!
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 25-03-2010 11:40:29 
Ethan

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Hey, so like I could walk into a bar and find you 100 people would vote HELL YES to online gambling for one survey, then go next door to the Mormon church and find you another 100 who would spit hellfire and damnation on your soul and the souls of your dogs too...
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 25-03-2010 11:53:01 
Chelsea

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I thought hellfire and damnation was a threat made by catholic priests to scare the hell out of errant youngsters...
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 26-03-2010 09:19:31 
Angel

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I'm sure those Mormons would have something to say about you trying to pick up women in a mall...
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 27-03-2010 12:45:08 
Happy

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So I need to know, how many phone numbers did you get from the women??
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 27-03-2010 13:00:00 
Tel Boy

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Just shows you can fool some of the people some of the time...
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 28-03-2010 12:54:01 
Butthead

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...bet they'd like to fool all the people all of the time LOL!
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 Subject :Re:My survey proves 90% Americans want to gamble online.. 29-03-2010 12:05:49 
Zit

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LOL yeah, but they're so dumb, they just fool none of the people none of the time haha!
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